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britcision:

vergess:

propaganda-inc:

stobotnik:

modernbaseball:

modernbaseball:

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It’s so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

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For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It’s ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

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Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn’t even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

The sauce:

The chicken (deep fried):

Air fryer version:

Fresh lemonade:

Lemonade milkshake:

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a “copycat recipe” for the item, eg, “chikfila copycat chicken recipe.”

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised

No chicken is that fucking good

hacash:

txttletale:

i dont agree with a lot of the posturing against people who only watch kid’s cartoons because it feels mean-spirited. like if you want to do that it’s cool and i don’t think you’re committing some moral or intellectual sin–but it is very silly when people who do this forget that they’re watching cartoons for children, not in a ‘you can’t expect children’s media to be good’ way or even a 'the politics of children’s media aren’t worth analyzing way’ but in a 'you have to be realistic about genre expectations’ way. because that’s how you end up with arguments over whether steven universe should have killed people or not

#children’s media often has 'violence is bad’ messaging in it that would be obnoxious in media for adults#this is bcos many little kids do need to be told not to bite their siblings (via @penny-anna​)

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jezzball:

hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

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straycatj:

Oh, it’s one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven’t thought to make it… Please give me some weeks…

straycatj:

おまたせしたですよ

Thanks for your waiting

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.

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Giving people whiplash with this one.

Red Alert. Fall Audition Season Approaches.

Please pray for me this September 10-12 as I run auditions for potentially 100+ kids and only 13 roles.

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

wait how could i forget!!!

—heard i was trans when i started working there but thought i was trans in the other direction so got offended on my behalf when he heard people calling me “he/him”

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nothing I can say on this blog will be funnier than the things that come from this boy’s brain